real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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