Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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