Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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