At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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