Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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