he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Randomize
