You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You are a genius and a whore.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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