Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
