Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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