I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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