I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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