So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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