All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
you will always have a special place in my vag
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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