Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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