she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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