no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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