I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
my being single is dangerous.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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