Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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