sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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