forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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