She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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