On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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