the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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