i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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