are you so shy because you have an std?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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