it was like eating out sand paper
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Let's get the cat blown out
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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