Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just forgot I was standing up.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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