If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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