hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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