That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Operation Purity has been aborted
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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