i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
wow bdsm is so cute
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