Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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