You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm always down for nudity.
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