Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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