My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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