So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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