Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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