question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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