i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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