I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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