i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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