is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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