I would go down on you faster than GM stock
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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