i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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