Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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