Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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