Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
So squirting runs in the family.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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