soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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