I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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