I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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