they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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